wednesday 7th July

 Show listings


7:30pm Garrett Millerick: SPORTS (Work in Progress)

My last two shows have been described as 'critically-acclaimed-sell-out-smash-hits', so I'm attempting to do that again with this one. Historically the third one is never as good as the first two, so I'm really up against it. Not to mention, we’ve all had a bit of time off. But I’ve not been slouching, I’ve been hosting a hit podcast, doing loads gigs on zoom, writing for telly, hosting shows on American Radio, releasing hit albums in America, being on TV in America. (No, I haven’t been on TV in the UK. Politics probably!? I don’t know?! Leave me alone). Look, I’m pretty good at this (see reviews) and I’m going to put a shift in (see past form). You’d be silly not to come (see above).

As seen on Conan, SiriusXM, 800Pound Gorilla Records. 

Creator & Co-Host of The Laughable Podcast 

Apple iTunes - Top Ten Comedy Podcasts, Amazon Top Ten Comedy Podcasts, 50 Best Comedy Podcasts 2021 - The Guardian, ‘Hilarious’ Dawn French.

Critics Choice: The Guardian, The Sunday Times, The Telegraph, The Scotsman, The Times, The Sunday Telegraph, The iPaper, The Metro, British Comedy Guide, Chortle and Time Out. Chortle Award Nominee 2019 - Breakthrough Act Three Weeks Editors Award Winner 2019

‘Brilliantly funny, a mix of virtuoso comic rants and heartfelt confessions’ The Telegraph

‘Watching him let rip for one hour at an arts festival is a unique joy.’ The List

‘Big hitting stand up’ The Guardian

‘This brave and winning hour certainly pulls no punches’ The Times 

Tickets £5 (Group/Table Booking)

8:45pm Sean McLoughlin

International microstar Sean McLoughlin is back in Hastings with a new hour of stand-up. "A hugely accomplished hour of stand-up" (Time Out) "An impassioned and uniquely brilliant talent" (The List) As seen on Netflix, Comedy Central, ITV, Vice and supporting Ricky Gervais on tour worldwide.

Tickets £5  (Group/Table Booking)

10pm Russell Arathoon: The Curious Incidents of the socially distanced gay in the Lockdown.

Russell’s Mum believes the pandemic is just one huge elaborate excuse to get Martin Kemp more airtime on British TV and Russell is just grateful to get time to catch up on the Jurassic Park franchise on ITV2.

This is a brand new work in progress show from the “Hastings Fringe Comedy Festival New Comedian the Year” and the “So you think I’m Funny” finalist.

“Things would have turned out very differently if only the Track and Trace contract had been given to Moonpig”

“Instantly connects with his audience, a guilty pleasure” CHORTLE 

Tickets £5  (Group/Table Booking)

Jenny Lind garden

7:30pm Andrew White: The Gay Agenda LIVE!

Sex, Spreadsheets and Revolution. Andrew White promises it all in this hilarious new show spilling all the secrets of the widely whispered about “gay agenda” – is it as evil as the conspiracists claim? What is the anthem for this LGBT takeover? And will there be biscuits? (All sexualities welcome; there MIGHT be biscuits) “Andrew White’s comedy act is not to be missed” – Daily Record **** “Rampantly engaging” – The List “One of the most talked about rising star comedians” – Essex Magazine

Tickets £5  (Group/Table Booking)


8:45pm Mark Simmons: One-linerer

As seen on Mock The Week. This is a show for people that like jokes, lot’s of Jokes. 

“A comic with an artisan’s grasp of joke writing“ Chortle ★★★★ 

“Absolutely hilarious.” The Scotsman ★★★★ 

Tickets £5 (Group/Table Booking)